PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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