Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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