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(856): View more from New Jersey

i think my mom watched the whole time

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.

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(785): View more from Kansas

Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?

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(609): View more from New Jersey

She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.

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(614): View more from Ohio

you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical

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(224): View more from Illinois

I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.

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(716): View more from New York

I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house

(215): View more from Pennsylvania

so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?

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