The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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