Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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