do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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