Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
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