Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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