Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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