Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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