It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
Randomize
