so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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