Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
what is it with giant penises always finding me
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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