I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
this will be a night to untag.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
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