i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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