those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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