yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
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