Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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