yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
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