I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
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