So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
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