It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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