He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
i just stumbled downstairs, still drunk, to hug my dad and wish him a happy fathers day
but fathers day is next sunday
i realized that after i threw up on his bare feet
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
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