I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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