My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
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