If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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