The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
Randomize
