Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
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