yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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