I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
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