We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Randomize
