I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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