Midget sex pt 2 tonight
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
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