I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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