Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
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