I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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