There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
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