she was so not down for the gang bang
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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