So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
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