whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
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