Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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