I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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