My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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