I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
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