gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
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