dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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