sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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