those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
I'm like, not good at living.
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
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