Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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