What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
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