I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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