What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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