Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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