so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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