We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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